Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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