Fuck appropriateness.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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