We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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