I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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