I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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