Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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