I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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