Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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