I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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