"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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