Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
