White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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