Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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