Sacagawea was the original milf.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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