Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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