Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Come see our sink grown plant.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
