I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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