I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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