marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
