Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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