My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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