Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
you made out with another girl for some wings
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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