im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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