porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
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