I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
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