How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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