Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Randomize
