it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I think a kid would responsible me up
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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