so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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