gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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