ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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