oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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