no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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