I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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