Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
no you cant smoke seaweed
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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