I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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