are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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