Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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