16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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