belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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