evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
