you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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