Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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