I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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