she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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