just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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