But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
We left an ass print on the piano.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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