i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
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