My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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