I need help removing her.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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