Your face is a jimmy john
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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