your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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