sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
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