So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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