scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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