What a fucking waste of an outfit
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Randomize
