forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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