he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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